Only one word for this sports press conference
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008English football manager Avram Grant gave a bizarre press conference after his Chelsea team’s win over Everton on April 17 - so bizarre that The Independent ran an almost complete transcript. I say ‘almost’ because it doesn’t give a full sense of the pauses and silences. Anyway, here’s part of the one-word wonder at work, not helped much by the reporters asking questions that lend themselves to one-word answers:
A deserved win Avram?
Yes
What particularly pleased you about the performance?
I’m pleased.
What in particular pleased you?
After an eight second delay: I don’t know.
Is it a relief to win here?
Yes.
You seem lost for words by the performance. Are you more satisfied with the performance or the victory?
Both.
You seem distracted. Do you have a problem?
No problem.
Is there an issue?
No. I’m ok. I have nothing to say.
Sometime later, the reporters walk right into one of the best cagey responses I’ve seen:
Is it [the one-word answers] a protest against newspapers?
No. Why?
Why else would you come in and refuse to answer our questions?
I answer every question.
For background and some commentary on the press conference, read this Independent article, which also includes a mini-history of recent bizarre press conferences in English football.