Look boss, the media, the media!
Came across a new reality TV show in which 12 felons will be put on an island with some bounty hunters. The winning felon gets a $50,000 educational scholarship for their child and $1 million dollars that goes toward their last victim. It’s called Danger Island and here are some of the requirements for felons who wish to apply:
Be a convicted felon who has completed serving his sentence and no longer be on parole
You must not have any wants, warrants or criminal charges pending against you
You must agree to a full background check
You must have at least one child
You must be free of all alcohol and substance abuse problems and agree to random testing by us
You must be prepared to submit a three minute VHS audition video of yourself
You must be in excellent mental and physical health
You must never have been convicted of murder, rape, or child molestation
You must agree to be interviewed by the media if called upon to do so
Oh, now I see why they call it Danger Island.
Posted: February 19th, 2007 under Fun Stuff.